"Excuse me miss, but your booty is about to fall out of your shorts."
Yes, I did in fact say the above statement. No, I did not think anyone besides my friend in the car beside me heard. We were driving around Provo and a girl on the back of a motorcycle had the shortest shorts on that I have ever seen. [And I went to ASU, so that's quite impressive actually]. Lo and behold, the sun roof was OPEN. I don't know if the subsequent dirty looks from the girl were by chance or if she did indeed hear me. WHOOPS, my bad.