Tuesday, February 28, 2012

risky dashes and asparagus.

+So you know how everyone seems to do the whole "Awkward & Awesome Thursday" posts? I can't even do that because too many awkward and awesome things happen to me every stinkin' day, without failure.  That's honestly been one of my favorite parts of this blog.  Because I can NEVER think of embarrassing stories on the spot. Ever.  But they're always so great to look back on.  What's a word to substitute for awkward? I'm getting pretty tired of it.  Anyways here are a couple of new good ones to add to the mix...




1.  My eleven-year-old brother attempted to make the rather risky run from the shower across the hall into his room buck naked, screams and runs out because I'm sitting on my computer, in his bed.  


1.  I totally tripped at Walmart yesterday-  not smoothly and gracefully where I could have gotten away with no one noticing. This "fall" was not even one of those slight stumbles where a couple of people notice but are polite and can get away with acting like they did not see you.  I'm talking about a full on plunge to the ground. The front of my sandal caught underneath the stupid floor mat in the produce section, and I slid right on down to the floor and continued to slide about another foot and a half, sending the asparagus, cauliflower, and other various greens in many different directions.  


That's what I get for trying to snag the last two asparagus before someone else could steal them. Lesson learned!

5 comments:

Amy Lynn said...

Haha I chuckled to myself reading about your Walmart fall. Totally sounds like something that would happen to me! Were you alone or with people? It's always more awkward by yourself cuz you have no one to laugh with haha

Lyndsey said...

Haha poor veggies! It's ok we all have our moments. Although it is more fun to watch others fall! I hate ice skating because I am on the ice more then standing. I got made fun of by these little kids last time. I think I am traumatized for life after that!

Lyndsey said...

OH also another good one was my 5k into University of Michigan stadium 2 yrs ago. I was going up hill then down hill and had barely eaten anything and was chugging water during the run. I made it into the stadium and proceeded to hurl in the endzone for ALL to watch. That may have been the worst moment in public for me!

Daisy said...

Bahaha! I think I would have walked out there and then. It's Walmart though, that stuff is expected.

memory said...

And that is what I love about your blog... you never run out of wonderfully entertaining stories for the rest of us.

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