Sunday, February 12, 2012

Embarrassing story II

A few events that happened all in the same night. Don't ask how I get so lucky!


1.  Sitting at a comedy show and kicking the guy seated directly in front of me right square in the bum.  Obviously this was not intentional. I had my legs crossed and when I went to uncross them to grab my bag off the floor  - BAM - got him right in the booty. 

2. Having the guy mentioned in #1 continually bring up how funny the whole thing was. "You just went right for it. Didn't get my number first or anything. Not even my name!" I was beet red every time the stupid thing got brought up.  

3.  Scooting off a fence, only to feel my pants snag and what do you know - RIP from the wire.  Got a nice gaping whole right under my butt.  I rocked the 90's sweater-around-the-waist look all the way back to the car.  Brought me back to my elementary school days...only it was cool then, and last night I just looked like a fool. 

4. To make matters worse, apparently some of the people who were with me in #3 thought my pants just ripped. "It's funny they didn't rip during the game, but then did walking back to the car."Apparently they missed the part where they got snagged by the wire. 
Awesome.

9 comments:

Daisy said...

Haha, you remind me of my friend, stuff like this happens to her a lot also . They make for hilarious stories though.

richelle jean said...

I love this! embarrassing stories make for good times to look back on :)

Jennie said...

Hahahahahaha. I am sad for you! They make great stories though!

Alynne Leigh said...

GIRL, your blog. It pretty much cracks me up!

Love,
Your newest follower,
Alynne (:

Alynne Leigh said...

GIRL, your blog. It pretty much cracks me up!

Love,
Your newest follower,
Alynne (:

The Bluths said...

hahahahahahahahaha.
love this.

darling blog.

Mimi said...

ohmygosh, i can't stop laughing!!! my favorite has to be #1 -- that is epic!

<3, Mimi
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Rolled Up Pretty said...

Ha ha LOVE these stories! I totally remember always wearing a long sleeved shirt around my waist in junior high!!! How did that become in style in the first place? Probably because we were all so self conscious about our growing butts, ha ha!

Purposely at Home said...

bwhahaha! these are too funny and way embarrasing! ;) sounds like you handled them well, girlie. :D

xo
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