Embarrassing story II

A few events that happened all in the same night. Don't ask how I get so lucky!

1.  Sitting at a comedy show and kicking the guy seated directly in front of me right square in the bum.  Obviously this was not intentional. I had my legs crossed and when I went to uncross them to grab my bag off the floor  - BAM - got him right in the booty. 

2. Having the guy mentioned in #1 continually bring up how funny the whole thing was. "You just went right for it. Didn't get my number first or anything. Not even my name!" I was beet red every time the stupid thing got brought up.  

3.  Scooting off a fence, only to feel my pants snag and what do you know - RIP from the wire.  Got a nice gaping whole right under my butt.  I rocked the 90's sweater-around-the-waist look all the way back to the car.  Brought me back to my elementary school days...only it was cool then, and last night I just looked like a fool. 

4. To make matters worse, apparently some of the people who were with me in #3 thought my pants just ripped. "It's funny they didn't rip during the game, but then did walking back to the car."Apparently they missed the part where they got snagged by the wire. 

Awesome.